Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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