Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
