Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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