David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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