no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
did you get engaged???
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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