i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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