I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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