Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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