So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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