i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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