Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i barfeds in our rink
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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