So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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