Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
false alarm. still invincible.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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