She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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