What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Randomize