I accidentally burped into my bong.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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