Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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