Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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