No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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