My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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