you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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