I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Randomize