i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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