i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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