i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
