How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
She bit a glass in half.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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