Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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