I want to have your abortion
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
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