covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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