Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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