The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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