Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I'm jealous of your bromance
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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