Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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