just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
My bed smells like the plague
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