:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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