One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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