You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
