She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
