"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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