thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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