Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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