Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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