Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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