Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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