It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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