? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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