you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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