He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I wish i was in the wii world.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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