i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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