They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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