I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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