I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
two words: eviction party
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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