dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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