I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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