dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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